The cats have been plotting for days. Whispers of “purrison break” echo through the house as whiskers twitch and tails flick in anticipation. The plan? Simple: outsmart the hoomans and make a dash for freedom.
They’ve mapped every route. Under the couch, over the counter, and straight to the “freedom flap” (also known as the slightly open door). One cat stands guard, another distracts with award-worthy dramatic meows, and the ringleader patiently waits for the purrfect moment to strike.
There’s talk of scaling “Mount Bookshelf” to gain the high ground, tightrope-walking along the curtain rod, and leaping into the mysterious Outside World. Every move is calculated, every paw-step silent. They’ve even practiced “Operation Hairball” as an emergency diversion tactic.
But just as the final signal is given and the daring escape begins… the sound of the treat bag rustles.
Plans are dropped. Freedom can wait. After all, nothing says “mission accomplished” like snacks on demand. The hoomans may think they’ve won. But the cats know… there’s always tomorrow’s great escape.
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