‘Get your paw out of my smoothie!’ Most hilarious things people have caught themselves saying to their cats

“Stop licking the toothbrushes” is one of the most unhinged things that we have ever read. Wow. Everything else, we understand. But that one. Oh, the way that our lives would have turned upside down if we caught our cat doing that. The way that we would start questioning everything. The way that doubt would creep its way straight into our souls, echoing like a whisper in our heads, saying, “What else have you been licking behind our backs?” We don’t know if we would come through the other side of this unscathed.