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Things that probably won’t sell on facebook marketplace because no one is as weird as I am. – The Bloggess

My friend Xan sent me some giant easter bunny for Bone Crawford and I love them but… Bone Crawford is no more. Or, actually...

Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion

A man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding police, and breaking into the Pennsylvania...

Overnight stocker quits mid-shift after boss tries to write up the group for taking a break: ‘The company felt we didn’t deserve a 15...

Stocking groceries and large retail stores overnight is an absolutely thankless job. Brutal hours moving high volumes of product with the brute force of...

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Whatever Dennis Was Doing During the ‘Abbott Elementary’/‘Its’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Crossover Has Got to Be Dark

It’s never a good sign when you can’t see what the Golden God is doing. It means that someone might be paying the ultimate...

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with the arrival of the four hatchlings...

CodeSOD: Single or Mingle

Singletons is arguably the easiest to understand design pattern, and thus, one of the most frequently implemented design patterns, even- especially- when it isn't...

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19-year-old student asked to give up her room for 27-year-old sister’s 5-year-old and 3-year-old: ‘I don’t see why I should be the one to...

Your room: your sanctum, your retreat. That place where you can go where no one is going to bother you and where you're not...

Inside the Immaculate Conception of Dana Carvey’s The Church Lady

Before he pumped us up as one half of Hans and Franz, before he sang about chopping broccoli and before he orbited “Wayne’s World,” Dana...

JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun – The Onion

LOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California star JuJu Watkins reportedly strained her...

NaN is the Loneliest Number

Today we have a whole batch of category errors, picked out from...

Unexpected gifts – The Bloggess

A few days ago I was at the bookstore and Vicky asked if I’d seen the duck someone had left me as a gift...

Alarming – Penny Arcade

Found on the side of the road and surrendered to the local animal hospital, 12-year-old cat ‘Rice Ann Gravy’ now lives out her nine...

MORE INFO FROM OP:"When they brought her in, she was so sick her eyes were matted shut. Lifeless. The vet I was working with...

‘She kept calling me a liar’: Employee coming off of 12-hour shift rejects coworker’s last-minute plea for shift coverage, coworker bombards her with a...

The employee explains that after working a 12-hour shift, her boyfriend Ubers to a park near her workplace, and she drives over to him....

Here Are the ‘Family Guy’ Jokes That Prove the Show Is Funnier When It’s PG

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV…Despite the show’s title and theme song, most people don’t...

Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package

BALTIMORE—In the wake of news that the New York senator had postponed his book tour amid controversy over his vote for a spending bill,...

No Time Like the Present

I'm not entirely sure I understand the first item today, but maybe...

A few February reads – The Bloggess

January is finally over (and only lasted 3 decades) and this means it’s time to for my February book club picks. Whoop! If you...