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CodeSOD: Tangled Up in Foo

DZ's tech lead is a doctor of computer science, and that doctor loves to write code. But you already know that "PhD" stands for...

The Replacement Plan

“We had a professional family photo done for my parents Mother’s & Father’s Day but right after we gave it to them, my brother...

25 In Your Face Felines for Pawrents Whose Cat Child Doesn’t Cuddle

Look, we get it, you spend all your money on them, clean up after them all the time and when you want a little...

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Overnight stocker quits mid-shift after boss tries to write up the group for taking a break: ‘The company felt we didn’t deserve a 15...

Stocking groceries and large retail stores overnight is an absolutely thankless job. Brutal hours moving high volumes of product with the brute force of...

Whatever Dennis Was Doing During the ‘Abbott Elementary’/‘Its’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Crossover Has Got to Be Dark

It’s never a good sign when you can’t see what the Golden God is doing. It means that someone might be paying the ultimate...

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with the arrival of the four hatchlings...

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Customer demands server to cancel their order despite it being almost ready, server reluctantly agrees, only for customer to change his mind 15 minutes...

It all started when these customers asked their server to cancel the dish they ordered way too late, while it was almost ready to...

5 of the Most Important Poops in History

5 Coprolite: Turds Trapped in Time Most of the time, we imagine our dook slowly returning to the Earth, to have its atoms upcycled into...

The Glam Gals

“My mom and I did “mother/daughter” glamour shots at a local motel in a janky hotel room in the late 90s. The photographer thought it...

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things

CLEVELAND—In a well-meaning but ultimately futile attempt at emotional support, Chuck Fineman, a local husband who was no closer to fixing things, was thinking...

A Secure Item – The Daily WTF

Kirill writes: I've worked in this small company for a year, and on...

Just don’t be a dick – The Bloggess

Every once in awhile I share the weekly letter I send out from my drawing substack because not everyone understands how to sign up...

PostSecret AfterStory – PostSecret

Dear Frank, As I was scrolling on Facebook this morning, something stopped me in my tracks: PostSecret...

Cute kitten sparks heated argument between overreacting roommate, demanding the cat pawrent keep their fur baby locked in their room like a purrincess in...

Well now, this is a tough one to judge. On the one hand we must remember that we are talking about a cute kitten,...

Choosing beggar puts in $250 same-day pickup order, then demands to have it all for free: ‘She never planned to pay me’ – FAIL...

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but desperate measures do not always pan out. In this day and age, who among us has not come...

‘Futurama’s Killer Santa Claus Is One Step Closer to Reality

Historically, animated TV shows have depicted Santa Claus in a flattering light and not, say, as an unstoppable killing machine. But Futurama’s first Christmas episode...

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that Americans need to get their travel documents updated because the agency wasn’t messing around anymore, the TSA officials confirmed Monday that, no,...