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CodeSOD: Tangled Up in Foo

DZ's tech lead is a doctor of computer science, and that doctor loves to write code. But you already know that "PhD" stands for...

The Replacement Plan

“We had a professional family photo done for my parents Mother’s & Father’s Day but right after we gave it to them, my brother...

25 In Your Face Felines for Pawrents Whose Cat Child Doesn’t Cuddle

Look, we get it, you spend all your money on them, clean up after them all the time and when you want a little...

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Overnight stocker quits mid-shift after boss tries to write up the group for taking a break: ‘The company felt we didn’t deserve a 15...

Stocking groceries and large retail stores overnight is an absolutely thankless job. Brutal hours moving high volumes of product with the brute force of...

Whatever Dennis Was Doing During the ‘Abbott Elementary’/‘Its’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Crossover Has Got to Be Dark

It’s never a good sign when you can’t see what the Golden God is doing. It means that someone might be paying the ultimate...

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with the arrival of the four hatchlings...

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'We ended up costing the HOA over $4,000': Neighborhood Karen tells residents to remove cameras, starting HOA legal feud, resulting half the board resigning

Leave it up to the Karens of the world to stir up a fuss over the holidays. Here, we have the new residents of...

5 Real-Life Spies and How They Blew It

Being a spy is a unique job in that half the people you work with are going to be really, really upset if they...

Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys

Millions of parents across the U.S. are scrambling to complete their holiday shopping. In honor of the season, The Onion looks at the history...

Error'd: Hypersensitive

Rational Tim R. observed "When setting up my security camera using the ieGeek app there seem to be two conflicting definitions of sensitivity. I hope the...

15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the 15th James Garfield Miracle. – The Bloggess

Hello and welcome to the FIFTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! (HOW??) “What is the James Garfield Miracle?” you may be asking. You must be new here. HELLO AND WELCOME. 15...

A Lifetime of Secrets – PostSecret

To: “frank” —-Email Message—–Dear Frank-I was at your book reading at Booksmith on Haight street for ‘A...

Paul Bearer – Penny Arcade

Petty apartment tenant gets back at landlady who keeps surprising them with visits: ‘I’m making my landlady wait 29 minutes’ – FAIL Blog

Ugh, landlords… They often uphold a maddening double standard with their tenants. If you, the tenant, have a leaking roof or a broken heater,...

Queer Joy Crushes in Fortune Feimster’s ‘Crushing It’

Sometimes, a comic will cultivate a stage persona that’s angry and dark (Marc Maron) so you’ll be impressed by their depth. Others are so...

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings....

CodeSOD: Ready Xor Not

Phil's company hired a contractor. It was the typical overseas arrangement: bundle up a pile of work, send it off to another timezone, receive...